{"id":36,"date":"2026-10-20T03:28:24","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T03:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2026-10-20T03:28:24","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T03:28:24","slug":"absurdity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Absurdity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-accent-5-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">There are two signs on a building in my street.<br>One says no urination, the other no defecation.<br>I assume they&#8217;re for the attention of my canine companion.<br>But she can&#8217;t read.<br>Am I expected to read them to her? I think not.<br>That must mean they&#8217;re meant for humans?<br>Maybe someone once dropped trou and went to the toilet on the footpath?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two signs on a building in my street.One says no urination, the other no defecation.I assume they&#8217;re for the attention of my canine companion.But she can&#8217;t read.Am I expected to read them to her? I think not.That must mean they&#8217;re meant for humans?Maybe someone once dropped trou and went to the toilet on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poetry.kitcarr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}